Run

Neighborhood kids [as Richard comes out to play]: “Yay!  It’s Richard!”
Isaac:  “Why would you want to play with him?  He can’t even run!”
[Sound of Richard running down impudent child and tickling him.]

Gifts

Isaac:  “Did you bring me a gift?”
Richard: “Yes!”  [gives present to Isaac].
Isaac: “Did you bring one for Mom?”
Richard: “Um, uh. . . .”
Isaac: “You know, like a cough drop.”
Richard: “Yes!  Yes I did!.”  [Takes cough drop from pocket, Isaac runs it to his Mom].