All Wet

Richard [tickling Isaac]:

Isaac [laughing]: “S  O  P  T”

Richard [still tickling]: “S  O  P  T ???”  That doesn’t mean anything!”

 

Isaac [still laughing]:  “Yes it does.   It mean, um to get all soaked in something!”

Weapons

Isaac [while camping]:  “Why aren’t knives allowed in school?”
Richard: “You aren’t supposed to take anything to school that could be used to hurt someone?”
Isaac: “What?!  I’d have to cut off my hands!  They can hurt people!”

So Silly

Isaac [to his friend J.]: “Let me know if you are going to take your head off.”

Richard [from the next room]: “No!  If he takes his head off he will die.”

Isaac: “No, not for real we are playing legos.”

J. [sighing]: “Why is he always so silly?”

Isaac: “I don’t know.  Some dads are just that way.”

All Tied Up

From a campsite long ago.

Richard: “Ben, come here!  Quick!  Matt found a whole bunch of cranes over in the river.”

Ben: “I can’t. I kind of tied myself in a tree.”

Richard: [sees Ben securely lashed to a branch 5ft above the ground.  Rolls eyes].