Sort of Funny

Isaac:  “Knock knock.”

Richard: “Who’s there?

Isaac: “Banana.”

Richard: “Banana Who?”

Isaac: “Knock knock.”

Richard: “Who’s there?

Isaac: “Banana.”

Richard: “Banana Who?”

Isaac: “Knock knock.”

Richard: “Who’s there?

Isaac: “Banana.”

Isaac: “Knock knock.”

Richard: “Who’s there?

Isaac: “Apple.”

Richard: “Apple Who?”

Isaac: “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”

No Buttons

Richard [to  5 year old child in elevator]: “Do you want to press the button?”

Child: [frowns]

Mom: “I just told him he’s not allowed to press the buttons.  He keeps playing with them.”

Richard: “Oh, I’m sorry.  I guess you will have to do what your mom says.”

Child [pouting]: “She said she would chop my head off if I ever touch the buttons again.”

Older York

Isaac: “Why is ‘New York’ called ‘New York’?”

Richard: “When they named it a long time ago, there was already a town called York, so they named it ‘New York.’”

Isaac: “When did they do that?”

Richard: “Oh, hundreds of years ago.”

Isaac: “Then they should rename them both to ‘Old York’ and ‘Older York’.”

Birthday Presents for Girls

Paige: ‘What do you want to get Chantelle for her birthday?”

Isaac:  “A skirt.”

Paige: “That might not be a good present.  Would you want your friends to give you a toy for your birthday, or a pair of socks?”

Isaac:  “Not a regular skirt.  A skirt that has electronics and has lights and it spells what you are about to say before you say it.  It would need surgery, with a wire to your brain.  Electronobrain!”