Termites

Isaac: ‘Dad.  Find some termites eating wood, and then eat them.  You can tell me what wood tastes like.”

[Context:  Isaac loves the tale of my eating termites straight from a mound in the jungle.  Just lick your finger and they will stick to it.  Mine tasted like mint, because they were eating grass.]

Mr. Music

Richard: “What was the best part of school today?”

Isaac:  “Music class, definitely. We sang a fun song.”
Richard: “What is your music teacher’s name?”
Isaac: “Mr. Music.”
Richard: “Do you know his real name?”
Isaac: “Mr. Mozart.” [slowly smiles ear-to-ear].

Arctic Ice vs. Ice Cream

Isaac [quite upset and sad upon learning that Arctic ice is melting and may disappear]: “That can’t happen!  We still have too much to learn about it.”

Richard: “Well, maybe you should become an Arctic ice scientist.  You might do important work.”

Isaac: “No.  I like Ice Cream.  I’m going to sell Ice Cream.”

Note:  We were watching Frozen Planet.  Get the BBC version from Netflix.