Duck Jokes

Isaac: “What did one chicken say to the other chicken?
Paige: “I don’t know.  What did the chicken say?”
Isaac: “You qwack me up!”
Paige: “Um, you mean ‘duck’?”
Isaac: “Why would a chicken say ‘duck’?”

What if? Disguises.

Cub Scout Leader: “What would you do if someone you don’t know asks you to get in the car with them?”

Various Scouts: “Run Away!”  “Call 911!”  “Tell Your Mom!”

Isaac: “What if they are bad guys who have disguised themselves as your Mom and Dad and the disguises are really good and you can’t tell they are disguises?”

Richard [hissing from back of the room, after an evening of this]:  “Isaac!  Why do you think I’m sitting here holding my head in my hands?  Why do you think my head hurts?!”