Isaac [struggling with shoes]: “These shoes are damnity-stupid!”. [He escaped time-out because I laughed]
Isaac [worrying about death]: “When you die, Jesus gives you toys and takes you to his house.”
Isaac: “Richard! Get up here! You’re watching too much movies. You didn’t see me taking a bath!”
I’m a vegetarian now. I don’t eat meat. Not even hot dogs!
About his dolls: “They are going to be babies forever. I accidentally sprayed “Baby Forever” spray on them.
Isaac [while chewing]: “Is chicken meat?”
Isaac: “D’oh! I’ll be a vegetarian tomorrow”
Isaac [after a rejection on the playground]: “I’m never going to be friends with someone wearing a shirt with yellow flowers again!”